[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] xp_communication
Okay but seriously why do you guys wear such tight jeans if you constantly have to adjust yourselves?

Date: 2014-07-15 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Tight jeans? What tight jeans?

Date: 2014-07-15 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Yeah, there's too much junk in my trunk for tight jeans.

Date: 2014-07-15 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Hey, you brought it up. The obvious answer is that only dudes without much junk in their trunks wear tight jeans. So they're adjusting themselves for show.

Date: 2014-07-15 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
That was a well-stuffed sock. I will bet you ten dollars.

Date: 2014-07-15 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Expert medical opinion or a more one-on-one investigative analysis?

Date: 2014-07-15 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
You totally got at least partially laid. Good for you. Wait. Was it that fake reality dude? Cause I do not approve.

Date: 2014-07-15 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
But you still took a look under his hood. We gotta get you some better partial lays, my friend.

Date: 2014-07-15 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Okay, so we gotta get you any partial lays. Good grief, woman. Go have sex. But not with fake reality dude.

Date: 2014-07-15 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
You're too tense to be getting laid regularly. Don't worry, we'll work on it.

Date: 2014-07-15 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
I've got some really nice guys you should meet.

Date: 2014-07-15 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Silas is great. Totally trustworthy and handy to have around. When he's in NY again, I'll introduce you. You like beards, right?

Date: 2014-07-15 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Silas is strictly protection detail type work. I mean, he was military, but you can't hold that against him.

Date: 2014-07-15 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Right, pic attached (http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35400000/Kris-Holden-Ried-lost-girl-35478588-864-576.jpg). That's from a few years ago, a gig we were working in Georgia. He was less than impressed that I fell out a window, but it was totally not my fault.

Date: 2014-07-15 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
I have good taste in men in general, thanks. But you're right. That hat is ridiculous.

Date: 2014-07-15 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Nope, nope, nope.

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