http://x_adrienne.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2015-01-15 06:40 pm

Texts to Rogue and Tandy

Text to Rogue
Sorry. I know we were supposed to spar tonight but I got dragged to London by my sister and a bunch of magicians so I expect I'll return as some sort of rodent.

Text to Tandy
Looks like Kane's not leaving the medlab anytime soon. Can you feed the damn cat tonight? I had to go to London. With magicians. If they turn me into an amphibian you can have my clothes.

[identity profile] x-traction.livejournal.com 2015-01-16 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
..does that make me a virgin sacrifice?

I'm so funny. And I just made myself sad. Sigh.

[identity profile] x-traction.livejournal.com 2015-01-16 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
One step closer to cat lady status. I just realized I'm turning 30 and not 29. I lost a year :(

[identity profile] x-traction.livejournal.com 2015-01-16 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
You don't look a day over 35. I swear.

[identity profile] x-traction.livejournal.com 2015-01-16 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I would, but it's far. How about I send you a selfie of my perfect skin instead?

[identity profile] x-traction.livejournal.com 2015-01-16 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Do you feel better now about your withering uterus and dying skin cells?

[identity profile] x-traction.livejournal.com 2015-01-16 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Touchy touchy.

It must be those old people hormones. Soon you'll be telling me to get off your lawn.