[1] Perhaps a gauche question, but:

[2] Why do I appear to have your power?

[3] It took me a bit to place it, but I distinctly remember the feel of it from when you donated back in my student days. Specifically, the constant feeling the universe was either trying to communicate something to me or just slightly off-centre.

[4] And on that subject: Does this have anything to do with Kyle's sudden and inexplicable ability to speak French?