To: [Mama], [Daddy]
Subject: Arrived safe
Dearest Darlingest Momsie and Popsicle,
There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz...
No, seriously. This place is totally Shiz-like! There's no goat teacher, but some of the people here aren't too different, mutation-wise. And there are even magic classes! For people with magic mutations, I mean. Not for me. I promise. I'm not doing anything dangerous.
I miss you guys, though! And the cats. I really miss the cats. Can I get a cat? Or two? So they can keep each other company? Lots of people have cats so it wouldn't be special treatment or anything.