http://x_barrier.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2014-07-14 09:35 pm
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Okay but seriously why do you guys wear such tight jeans if you constantly have to adjust yourselves?
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[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Tight jeans? What tight jeans?

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not talking about you obviously

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, there's too much junk in my trunk for tight jeans.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I do not want to hear about this

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you brought it up. The obvious answer is that only dudes without much junk in their trunks wear tight jeans. So they're adjusting themselves for show.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Uh trust me when I say that is not always true.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
That was a well-stuffed sock. I will bet you ten dollars.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Expert medical opinion or a more one-on-one investigative analysis?

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
To use language you'll understand, I peeked under the hood.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
You totally got at least partially laid. Good for you. Wait. Was it that fake reality dude? Cause I do not approve.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
(1/2) Not him. I just had drinks with a guy I knew in med school. He's in NY for the week.
(2/2) He was cuter then. Now he's balding.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
But you still took a look under his hood. We gotta get you some better partial lays, my friend.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Not this time, tonto. The last time, when we were in our 20s. I doubt it's gotten smaller.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so we gotta get you any partial lays. Good grief, woman. Go have sex. But not with fake reality dude.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Who says I'm not getting laid? I don't tell you everything

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
You're too tense to be getting laid regularly. Don't worry, we'll work on it.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I've got some really nice guys you should meet.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Silas is great. Totally trustworthy and handy to have around. When he's in NY again, I'll introduce you. You like beards, right?

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
If Silas has ever been paid to murder someone, I'm out

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Silas is strictly protection detail type work. I mean, he was military, but you can't hold that against him.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
...not that I don't trust you but I would like a woman's opinion as to what Silas looks like.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Right, pic attached (http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35400000/Kris-Holden-Ried-lost-girl-35478588-864-576.jpg). That's from a few years ago, a gig we were working in Georgia. He was less than impressed that I fell out a window, but it was totally not my fault.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Okay that hat's stupid, but he's cute. You have good taste in men for me.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I have good taste in men in general, thanks. But you're right. That hat is ridiculous.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
...that's your hat, isn't it?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-07-15 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, nope, nope.
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