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Warren Worthington III ([personal profile] xp_angel) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2024-03-05 04:17 pm
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Text to Bobbi

(1) Hey babe, running late here. I should probably shower before we meet my parents. Otherwise my mom will say something about how my skin doesn't look fresh which is bullshit.

(2) I'm so fresh.

(3) Oh, and I banged a Guthrie earlier.

(4) Love youuuuuu xoxoxo
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[personal profile] xp_mockingbird 2024-03-05 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[1/4] Color me shocked but no worries, factored into my automatic conversion of real time into Warren time
[2/4] pfft your mom doesn't know your flesh which hey is a good thing lol
[3/4] wait which Guthrie does know your flesh now? Wait no lemme guess is it um
[4/4] fuck ok I don't know all their names shh, so which one???/
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[personal profile] xp_angel 2024-03-05 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
(1) It's true, my mom hasn't physically touched me since I was born, and even then, it was only to make sure I was a boy so she would never have to fuck my dad again.

(2) Precious memories <3

(3) Aw crap I don't know all their names either ... Mel which.. crap, Melissa? Melisandre? No, that's game of thrones...

*30 seconds later*

(4) MELODY!
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[personal profile] xp_mockingbird 2024-03-05 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[1/4] I... did not need all of that information. Fuck. But I kinda asked for it.
[2/4] mhm. Jesus.
[3/4] More like Game of Bones. Or Bonin'. Or something. Pretend I nailed that.
[4/4] OH HER. Right, she's cute. Good on ya, babe.
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[personal profile] xp_angel 2024-03-05 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
(1) Cute AND Legal. Maybe I still got it. Those reddit haters don't know who I really am

(2) Hahahaha Games of Bones ... I can play that later if you want. Bend a knee and all that.

(3) Or you can be Dr. Morse-Worthington, raider of the lost ...bone. Okay yeah, puns are your thing.
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[personal profile] xp_mockingbird 2024-03-06 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[1/3] Haters gonna hate. Hate us 'cause they ain't us. Drinkin' that haterade. Etc. etc.
[2/3] There's boobs in it too, yeah? Cue it up, though I think it's your turn to be on your knees by my count. ;)
[3/3] Can I be 'Intoanal Jonesin' instead? ...maybe we should both cool it with the puns for a minute, yeah?
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[personal profile] xp_angel 2024-03-06 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
(1) I did not know it was possible to be even more in love with you than I already am.

(2) Yes. To all that. Let's not work tomorrrow since it sounds like I won't be able to sit anyways.
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