Date: 2011-03-07 09:37 pm (UTC)
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You dumped me for your short ex-boyfriend. He was lee-tle. Lee-tle! ... he was-- what?

Wait, my tubes went on. It sounds like an air pump for a fish tank. Did you ever have a fish tank? My sister had one, with lee-tle angels, and tetras and those little suckerfish that look like this >>>unidentified noise<<<

She put the heater up to max one weekend before we went out of cook and accidentality made soup. Whole house smelled like fish soup. Tubes, right.

The Japanese lady fellated me. Fellated like a fish. Just fellated open my chest with really long claws. Like Logan with a manicure >>>unidentified noise<<< Logan BookFace!

Sorry! Sorry... Jonathan. My grandpa was Jonathan Borden. I'm Jonathan.
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