xp_communication | Entries tagged with c: pyotr rasputin

From: Qadir, Sooraya
To: Rasputin, Pyotr
About: Question

Dear Pyotr,

I hope you don't mind me asking this, but I am trying to plan a bit of a special outing for a friend or maybe two. I read a bit about outsider art and I think they'd enjoy that. Do you know anything about this and if there might be an interesting exposition nearby?

Thank you so much,

Sooraya Qadir

xp_mayhem

Happy birthday roomie! Me and Boris got you a little reminder:

xp_colossus

From: Colossus
To: Wild Child, Dominion
Subject: Training sims

Do we have any simulations pre-programmed to simulate Limbo, its environs, and its inhabitants? If not, would either of you be willing to assist me in setting such a thing up?

I want to be prepared to assist Illyana should the day come when it is time to remove the threat to her body and soul once and for all.

-Colossus

xp_banshee

[1/2] Heya, Pyotr. Might you be available to help me with another drop off tomorrow night?
[2/2] Should be just the same as the previous one.

xp_colossus

From: Colossus
To: X-Men
Subject: We may have a problem.

I got a garbled text from my sister. She's over in eXcalibur's headquarters and there seems to be a problem over there. So I went over and the entry is barred - no matter how much I tried, I couldn't get the door open.

So I tried it as Colossus.

If anyone's got surveillance footage, enjoy the pratfall. The barrier is strong enough and apparently reflects energy directed at it back to sender.

I did not enjoy being knocked on my metal behind.

I'm also leery about just trying harder, as pulling the entire building apart would be, I think, a really bad idea. Rest of building is just as inaccessable. Don't ask me how I know this, as that was Second Time Thrown Back Onto Backside. Might be worth having energy projector try. Still, is dangerous idea and super extra do not want to burn building down.

So. What now? They have teleporters - my sister is one, in her own fashion - and they haven't been able to port out. And the barrier's strong enough that _I_ couldn't force my way through.

xp_magik

Like spi-- man c--k--s. Tr--p-d -- ch-p-l but have f--d. Clint w--k-ng on it. Pr-bly #$(*& w*%$h-le. Portals nǫ̴̢̱͎̦̳̠̳̻͔̒̎̀̈́͆̀̍̈́͝ṱ̵̨̛͖̼̖̘̲̺̣͌͒̇ ̴̛̮̿̀͒̈́̾̀̿w̷͓͉̘̹̗̾̏̓̂̉̎̒̆͗̒͠o̷̤͌̂̈̓̐̑͑̋r̸̰̓́̇͑̆͘ķ̴̬̹̩͉̰͕̝͖̝͚̉͒̕͝i̷̛͚͖̲̮̥̟̦̥̗̬͋̿̾̒͑͘͝n̷̡̛͇͕̼̟̋́͑͆̎̊͊̈́͝g̵͕̲̖̳̫͌́͒́͊́̀̈̕.̷̛͚̮̖͂̐̋̏̉̉̒͗̍ ̶̨̭̪̮͊̉͆͑͂͛́Ả̷̡̦̭͗̾̿̏̀̒͘m̷̨̬͇̥̯͇̂̂͗͗͝ ̵̡͖̻͎̱̠̻̩͈͈̙̆̀̋̎̄͊͂̒̐̑́f̵̳͎͑͊͗̉̐̒̈͂̒̐͝ͅḭ̸̡̨̖̗̞̼̿̑̅̔̿̽̇̚͜n̴͈̣̤̘͕̪̋͊͂̌̽͂̚͜͝e̴̢̺̟̝̰̒͛̊̅͂̀́͘͠.̶̭̙̖̫̜̰̖̖̓̓̕

[The rest of the email is an indecipherable mess.]

xp_mayhem

PETYA. Is that why you've been so happy today? Has she met Boris yet? )))))))

xp_colossus

From: Pyotr
To: All
Subject: Enhanced Strength Training Area

I am temporarily closing the Enhanced Strength training area for a few hours. Also, never mind the dropcloths, paintbrushes, and the swearing in Russian while I try to figure out how best to redecorate.

Don't worry, functionality will be unimpeded when I'm finished.

Related Note: Marine biology is kind-of fun to look up.

Further Related Note: Blue Whale PB. That is all.

xp_colossus

From: Pyotr
To: April
Subject: A potential new acquisition

April:

How would you feel if I got a puppy?

-Pyotr

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From: Colossus
To: X-Men
Subject: Uniforms

I had my fitting today with magic clothes machine in the basement. Very handy, now I should not destroy wardrobe when I need to transform.

Had a question about the uniforms, though.

Avengers wear bright, colorful uniforms. People love them. X-Men wear black. Intimidating, scary, badass. People do not love us. Think we are up to no good.

Maybe we might want to, how you say, reconsider approach?