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am going back 2 limbo
have been rumblings i need 2 check
if the world is trying to end AGAIN or the magic is 2 spooky u can get in touch
i left pendants just concentrate and say ur calling and i should hear u
namor lmk next time u wanna thin the herds and ill portal u down
have fun being warrens assistant jay i left u some good vodka

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Hey y'all,
Quick recap of the information we've been able to gather so far just so everyone's on the same page.

Hate group, calling themselves "Humanity's Last Stand" have positioned themselves in the caves, they've been moving in besa blocks and setting up some kind of fort inside, they've also got grills and furniture set up outside. This means they're likely looking at staying there long term.
Joelle is at the caves and seems to be close to two figures in particular, Preacher (her "boyfriend") and Garibaldi (who we think is the leader of the operation).
The Cabot family's involved and so are a few local policemen. We've had eyes on Bobby-John and we know that Levi Austen is involved from the Cabots, didn't get a good enough look at any police to identify them.
They're planning something big and violent, Q described it as having a "lynching impression," though we don't have specifics. Given the explosive nature of much of the work here, we want to get more information on what they have in the caves before we push in.

Unfortunately this ain't much. I'm working on a basic infiltration plan we can use to get Joelle out of there, I'll make sure we're all familiar with it before tomorrow.

Jay and I are spending time today working on a plan to try to get more information tomorrow with some of us going into town and the rest of us taking point on watching the caves to see what else goes in and out.

Remember, just about everyone down here is carrying at least one gun and a knife. Please be careful.

XFi, Illyana- if you have any questions or need anything and you're out without a Guthrie, call me and I'll come flying over ASAP.

Sam

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[1] im taking the quints on a spa day ur paying
[2] u can come if u want but u cant try to do the sex with them
[3] theyd probably eat u alive im not giving ur dad the satisfaction

xp_icarus

To: Work Bestie
From: Guthrie, Jay
Subject: Boss's Relationship

Hi Illyana,
Just a question real quick- does Dr Morse know the boss her fiance is sleeping with other women on the side? It feels scummy to be keeping that secret if she doesn't.
-Jay

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To: [Guthrie, Melody]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana]
Bcc: [Guthrie, Jay]

Subject: Warren Survey & Spa Date

Dear Melody Guthrie,

This is an automated message sent to all persons confirmed to have done a sex with Warren Worthington III. In an effort to ensure Warren Worthington III is only providing the most exemplary experience in coitus-related activities, you are invited to fill out the questionnaire linked at the bottom of this email. Your responses will be anonymized before being shared with Mr. Worthington III.

As a thank you for providing a delightful experience for Warren Worthington III, you have been booked for a full spa treatment consisting of a body massage, face and scalp massage, and mani/pedi. You will get a separate email confirmation for this.

[Link to Questionnaire]

Again, thank you for your time, and your honesty on the questionnaire is greatly appreciated.

Have a lovely day,

♕Illyana Rasputin
Executive Assistant to Warren Worthington III
Worthington Industries
NYC, NY

xp_angel

To: Favourite Minion
From: Bossman

Illyana, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men. And by men, I mean don't. And if you haven't seen Futurama yet, then please take the week off and catch up.

Send Melody Guthrie (I don't have her contact information so have fun with that... oh wait, no I have her number. Never mind. Here it is. xxx-xxxx) the sexual congress survey.

Also, book her a spa day at the Ritz-Carlton, go all out. I think they have those diamond masks treatments and the dermaflash. Never too young to reverse sun damage. And then a manicure and pedicure -- make sure it's extra. Like .... EXTRA. Like so extra, it makes you puke and wish you had another job.

And then book yourself a vacation somewhere. For fuck's sake woman, take a break!!!!!!!!!

And watch Futurama.

Affectionately yours,

WW3

xp_dazzler

[1/3] Hey. I know we're not particularly close, but I have a question...
[2/3] I know why I'm obsessed with Kafka, but I don't quite get why Dazzle is at least somewhat obsessed with her as well.
[3/3] Am I missing something or is it just something that will come up later?

xp_icarus

To: [Worthington, Warren], [Rasputin, Illyana]
From: [Guthrie, Joshua]
Subject: Guthrie Contract

I've decided to work for you all after all. Attached the contact and all that. Let me know when I should start.
Yours,
Jay Guthrie

[📎 GuthrieContact.pdf]

xp_magik

This note:

( Attached to this gift. )

xp_longshot

[1/4] Sword lady! Hey
[2/4] Did you hear about DX yesterday?
[3/4] April is in stuck in quarantine and worried about Boris
[4/4] You might need to give him extra hugs. Don't know when she'll be out ❤️

xp_magik

[1] Have gotten needs from your reports
[2] Do we have corporate housing available
[3] Mostly just power issues but a few are flooded

xp_magik

[1] Madin. Am Illyana, assistant to Warren. Yes, boss is bit of idiot.
[2] Would like to meet you about not-interview other day. Warren has apology for misunderstanding I must hand over in person.
[3] Is not sex thing. Sex thing is not in work contract.
[4] Will be working in small downstairs parlor. Can meet there, dress comfortable.
[5] If still want to interview, I will handle.

xp_trance

From: Abbott, Hope,
To: Rasputin, Illyana
Subject: Your new job

Dear Ms. Rasputin,

Congratulations on your new role within WI, especially with the charity arm.

I suspect you are currently quite stunned by all the recent developments. Please let me know if you would like a meeting and I will see if we can get things cleared up as soon as possible.

With kind regards,
Hope Abbott

xp_hawkeye

[1/7] Wait what did Worthington hire you FOR?
[2/7] I thought you were gonna kick people out
[3/7] his office or something. Why did the alert
[4/7] I set for your name show up with a press
[5/7] release from WI saying you were in charge
[6/7] of their new "charitable arm" and that
[7/7] you'd be available all the time?

xp_angel

Sent internally throughout WI

Please welcome Illyana Rasputin in her new role as Warren Worthington III's new personal assistant and chief communications officer of Warren Cares. Born in Russia to dignitaries, Illyana has a wealth of knowledge in cross-cultural communications, resolving interpersonal conflict, and financial management. She speaks several languages fluently and comes highly recommended.

If you see her in the halls, greet her with coffee, chocolate and stories about your children. One of her joys in life is seeing pictures of people's babies.

Brief press release sent out to the media

As part of significant philanthropic restructuring, Warren Cares is the new charity arm of Worthington Industries. Lead by Warren Worthington III, this program is overseen by Illyana Rasputin who is noted for her passion and defense of marginalized peoples and those who need advocacy.

Although a new program, Warren Cares will continue to honour all existing financial and support agreements with already established charities while creating new opportunities for smaller non-profits to apply for the capital gains they need for their programming.

"I want people to know they can come to Illyana with anything. She loves to listen to issues and problem-solve with organizations. I've never known someone so committed to completing a project. If there's work to be done at 3 am, it'll be done, no matter how many phone calls it takes."

All media requests can be forwarded to Ms. Rasputin. A press conference will be scheduled in the near future.

xp_magik

[1] spoke to my people, will accept job offer. think clint might have spit on phone looking at salary.
[2] clarice is taking me shopping for wardrobe.
[3] can make up what you want for blurb.

xp_magik

[1] Clint says you can maybe help me find wardrobe for new job?
[2] Only rule from Warren is must have designer labels.
[3] I have expense account, can treat to lunch and nice thing as thank you?

xp_magik

[1] had job interview with warren. not leaving team do not worry
[2] can work here or at office in city. look over offer, tell me if good?
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xp_magik

Russia was not as bad as thought.
Mama is doing worse than thought, Papa is just old.
They know I am still alive now. Mama heart did not stop, but close thing.
I need drink, that was too much hugging and feeding for one week.

xp_magik

taking pyotr to family probably back saturday

[a few minutes later]
told him i would meet papa this is prob bad idea

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