Voicemail for Jane Foster
Oct. 9th, 2015 02:34 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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Yeah, Jane? It's Darcy, look I know you're probably doing SCIENCE! but hey.. I really need you to get in touch with me because apparently a bunch of ridiculous news sites think I'm a mutant and you know normally I'd just laugh it off. I mean I tried laughing it off but it started spreading to reputable sites and work told me to just wait it out and tow the office line but I've started getting these phone calls and someone spraypainted the door on the satellite office we use and like... I'm a little freaked out, here, okay? Do you know of anywhere I can stay until this blows over or I can get back to my family? Please?