Sep. 5th, 2008
E-mail to Clarice
Sep. 5th, 2008 04:24 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
To: [Clarice]
From: [Jan]
Subject: [Kyle]
Hey, you're not still wanting to date Kyle, are you? You guys broke up and I know you were or are still having sex, and I just want to be sure you're not really going to want to come after me with swords or something.
From: [Jan]
Subject: [Kyle]
Hey, you're not still wanting to date Kyle, are you? You guys broke up and I know you were or are still having sex, and I just want to be sure you're not really going to want to come after me with swords or something.
Email to Nate and Ange
Sep. 5th, 2008 09:35 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
To: Nathan and Angelo
From: Jane
Re: Guatemala and Kosovo
Hey there! :)
So recent events have made it pretty clear to me that I have absolutely no clue what to do with myself when I'm being attacked by werejaguars and crazy ladies and men with machine guns and that that might make me something of a danger to other people being attacked by werejaguars and crazy ladies and men with machine guns because I can't help them and they may need to help me. I mean, search and (non-deadly) rescue is cool. First aid? I'm awesome. Beating up bad guys? Not so much. Red X training doesn't cover that. So either you guys need to stop sending me on trips where there are werejaguars, crazy ladies and men with machine guns, (which I guess means I need to move out of the mansion and stay away from the brownstone,) or I need to get trained up. Any ideas?
Thanks! :) :) :)
-Jane
From: Jane
Re: Guatemala and Kosovo
Hey there! :)
So recent events have made it pretty clear to me that I have absolutely no clue what to do with myself when I'm being attacked by werejaguars and crazy ladies and men with machine guns and that that might make me something of a danger to other people being attacked by werejaguars and crazy ladies and men with machine guns because I can't help them and they may need to help me. I mean, search and (non-deadly) rescue is cool. First aid? I'm awesome. Beating up bad guys? Not so much. Red X training doesn't cover that. So either you guys need to stop sending me on trips where there are werejaguars, crazy ladies and men with machine guns, (which I guess means I need to move out of the mansion and stay away from the brownstone,) or I need to get trained up. Any ideas?
Thanks! :) :) :)
-Jane