Email to Garrison
Jul. 3rd, 2014 09:20 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
To: [G-Man]
From: [X-Rated Mary Poppins]
Subject: Weekend trip
Back from Emma's. Only majorly hungover as opposed to ridiculously hungover. She wants us to go to Vegas for her birthday.
I see you packed for our Boston Fourth Of July Fireworks Extravaganza. Good job. I put gas in the Audi and the boat rental place finally emailed the confirmation document. We should be good to go after you finish up at the office today.
Except I saw that somehow, some underwear ended up in your bag. I took it all out for you. Because I'm helpful like that.
From: [X-Rated Mary Poppins]
Subject: Weekend trip
Back from Emma's. Only majorly hungover as opposed to ridiculously hungover. She wants us to go to Vegas for her birthday.
I see you packed for our Boston Fourth Of July Fireworks Extravaganza. Good job. I put gas in the Audi and the boat rental place finally emailed the confirmation document. We should be good to go after you finish up at the office today.
Except I saw that somehow, some underwear ended up in your bag. I took it all out for you. Because I'm helpful like that.