Email to Alison
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To: [Crazy bint]
From: [Old maid]
Subject: [I should be horribly surprised...]
.....or deeply hurt that you went off and got hitched without so much of a word to me. But I'm neither. I'm happy that you found happiness with the git at a 24-hr chapel, honest! And even though I didn't received my invite to this shot-gun wedding of yours, I did send my gift through the post and it should arrive within the next day or so.
I have to wonder where you are as I've tried calling a few times but you weren't around. I guess this email will have to do what I can't do in person.
I wish you all my best, my friend. And if ever you need anything, simply ask.
All my love,
Betsy
From: [Old maid]
Subject: [I should be horribly surprised...]
.....or deeply hurt that you went off and got hitched without so much of a word to me. But I'm neither. I'm happy that you found happiness with the git at a 24-hr chapel, honest! And even though I didn't received my invite to this shot-gun wedding of yours, I did send my gift through the post and it should arrive within the next day or so.
I have to wonder where you are as I've tried calling a few times but you weren't around. I guess this email will have to do what I can't do in person.
I wish you all my best, my friend. And if ever you need anything, simply ask.
All my love,
Betsy