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So, uh.
Saw your mission report. Can't find the orig so i'm shooting you an email on my phone whiel I'm waiting for this plane back to get moving my god, I think I live here now, on the tarmac at Dallas and it's very boring tarmac.
Anyway!
what I need to know is - is your dimension shit gonna be a Sliders situation? you know, moving from one universe to the next, always searching for a way home etc?
Because if it is, we're going to need to do some contingency planning and make sure that we're like, able to wrap your lives here up in a totally non suspicious way while you're on your endless journey etc.
LMK.
i'll make arrangements for you if I need to.
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Date: 2022-04-08 11:29 am (UTC)If anything happens to me, please water my plants.
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Date: 2022-04-08 11:40 am (UTC)It's an old show that used to be on cable. Don't really recommend it unless you've got the tolerance for 90s problematic media.
I'll water your plants but honestly, I was thinking more X Force has to fake your death and provide your mama with a suitable looking corpse when you vanish for good
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Date: 2022-04-08 12:10 pm (UTC)Ohhh, oh no. I did not have my brain tuned to this station at all. Unless you're stealing from the Smithsonian itself, you're not to be giving my mama any bones that aren't mine. If I get trapped in another dimension and you get my plants, say I went out of country to volunteer, but no church affiliations. Peace Corps?
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Date: 2022-04-08 12:25 pm (UTC)Got it. No faked death, just plausible disappearance.
We can work with that.
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Date: 2022-04-08 12:31 pm (UTC)Please tell your teammates that we'll need written instructions about what to do in the event of their sad but likely inevitable disappearance and whether that's a faked death, a long trip to find themselves, cute fake photos from your time in Algeria etc.
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Date: 2022-04-08 12:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-04-08 12:48 pm (UTC)Yeah, we can do that, I think. I don't really remember what we did last time. I wasn't paying a lot of attention at the time to things like that.
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Date: 2022-04-08 01:49 pm (UTC)Er, Molly, did you wind up talking to them again once you got back from Asgard? If not, they may still think you're dead?
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Date: 2022-04-08 09:32 pm (UTC)Thanks. I wasn't paying attention to most things unless they came across my desk for a while there.
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Date: 2022-04-10 12:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-04-08 10:45 pm (UTC)Because if you don't have a last will and testament, you're gonna need one
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Date: 2022-04-08 10:46 pm (UTC)Glad to hear that.
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Date: 2022-04-08 10:50 pm (UTC)Clint has contingencies in place already, IIRC and while our dad's don't know the details, they do know I'm into some similarly hinky things. They have made us both promise not to die. So, we're gonna try not to do that.
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Date: 2022-04-08 10:55 pm (UTC)That's good. We're just well placed to support you if anyone decides they want the version of family closure that involves a plausible story rather than the truth, because the truth is fucked up.
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Date: 2022-04-08 10:59 pm (UTC)I'll put time on the calendar for us to collaborate. Do we need an interpreter?
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Date: 2022-04-08 11:06 pm (UTC)I was gonna point out that I'm hearing, so I don't need an interpreter to understand you before I remembered that actually, you're blind.
I'll use a synthesizer. Interpreters don't always use the English translation I'd pick.
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Date: 2022-04-08 11:10 pm (UTC)Sounds good.
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Date: 2022-04-08 11:32 pm (UTC)Sue me. I forgot, because I'm used to people thinking I need assistance the moment they see I can't speak.
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Date: 2022-04-08 11:40 pm (UTC)I'm more amused than anything
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Date: 2022-04-08 11:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-04-10 12:42 am (UTC)No just who gets your stuff and closes down your accounts but what do you want us to say?
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Date: 2022-04-12 12:34 am (UTC)If I’m gone for more than three years in this reality, tell them to assume the worst but to know if I’m at all capable, I’m still trying to come home.
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Date: 2022-04-12 12:38 am (UTC)See, this is the stuff we need to have down. What we say, to who and when.
I hope we never have to use it but if we do, at least we're on the same page.
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Date: 2022-04-12 12:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-04-15 12:19 am (UTC)hahahahhaha, DAREDEVIL HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA