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[1] Far be it from me to question your weekend activities, particularly as I only now return from my own, but why is our flat full of steak and vicodin?

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xp_wildchild

(1)Hope Abbott has some plan to, idek, ruin the reputations of some politicians or groups who are pushing a really shitty law

(2)long story short she needed a patsy and I'm great at healing from broken ribs

(3)also I owe you a pair of pants stole a set so I could look like I was cruising and got more blood on them than I thought I would

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xp_emplate

[1] Ah,so it was expected bloodshed. That's a relief. You know I'm not one to pry, but when one returns to find one's flat inexplicably full of meat and painkillers one does wonder.

[2] I am honoured you find my taste to the standards of cruising, and certainly I can afford more pants. However, you do have nearly half a foot on me.

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xp_wildchild

(1) Yeah, planned and documented even. Couple of drones and discreet cameras, and not a single shot of my face that looks like me. Vico was mostly so I could sleep and heal at the same time, stuff knocks me for a loop.

(2) That's the idea, google says tight capris are in or something. I was showing ankle like a Bronte protagonist.

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xp_emplate

[1] Then my pants have given their life in the line of duty. For this I shall do them the honour of a proper cremation, and also because they now classify as a biohazard.

[2] That said, it should perhaps worry us that your claim to fame appears to be your superlative ability to take a strategic beating.

[3] Not that I didn't appreciate it, of course.

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xp_wildchild

(1) Hey, if it works it works. Most of the time I get to give as good as I get, but sometimes you just get your ribs broken for justice.

(2) Sides, mostly it heals okay, or at worst I have to have someone re-break my nose so I stay pretty.

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xp_emplate

[1] I suppose once you've regrown a digit or two the odd fracture loses its sense of urgency. However, should you ever force me to watch another DIY extraction for the purposes of avoiding professional dental care I regret to inform you our friendship is officially terminated.

[2] Speaking of urgency, would you like to continue this over lunch? Something high in protein, of course.

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xp_wildchild

(1) That was ONE TIME and the nerve was exposed and it HURT. Also dude - this from a guy whose hands have their own dentist

(2) fuck yes I'm presentable and only bruised on the inside now I need food

Edited Date: 2024-09-30 04:58 pm (UTC)

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xp_emplate

[1] I beg your pardon, Maurice and Babette have immaculate hygiene. Truly that second water pick was an investment for the future.

[2] If you're about I'll meet you in the foyer in ten or so. We can catch each other up on our respective newcomers. The one who buried me to my neck has a rather upsetting "stare into your soul" quality to her.

[3] Of course, this may be because she has implied she's encountered one or more versions of myself and is holding it against me. Difficult to say.