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To: [Bets]
From: [Jeannie]
Subject: Never thought I'd say this...

I need your help; I need the name of a quality salon that can do a color job, fast. It's just occurred to me that there aren't that many six foot tall red heads in Peru...

If you can give me the name of someplace good, I'll send you pictures of me as a brunette.

-J

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x-psylocke.livejournal.com

First off, Jeannie?

Secondly, I do think hell hath frozen.

And while I will spend many-a-day gloating on this. I can sense a level of urgency so I am attaching a V-card with this email. I'm also sending a file of colorists listed numerically in ratio to stylist attitude. Henri is an utter and complete ~~bitch~~ diva but I have never seen a man dress you down and yet, when he's done you look absolutely gorgeous. You may also have self-esteem issues but that's neither here or there. Honest, the payoff is worth it, but if you can't handle his level of "commitment," there are a few others that might be up to your level of engagement.

-B

attached: ~HenriExtradonaire.vcf
attached: ~The File That Does Not Exist.xls

From:

x-jeangrey.livejournal.com

Yes, Bets? You're the one who started it. I think. Anyways, I'm blaming you.

At any rate, I don't think I can cope with anyone who spells Henry with an i on this short notice, but I'm definitely going to keep him in mind after we're back. Not being a brunette is definitely worth putting up with a ~~bitch~~ diva of a hairstylist. Plus, I think they'd take away my red-head club card if I didn't get it back promptly.

-J

p.s. Thanks

From:

x-psylocke.livejournal.com

I am well-aware of the names I have come up for you but I never thought you'd actually use one of them for me. Color me, surprised.

If you actually want to look like a red-head again, you will be praying to the House of Henri. But you never know, someone else might like you as a brunette though I don't "Brown" would be as attractive a moniker as your former given nickname.

~B

p.s. Be careful.

From:

x-jeangrey.livejournal.com

And here I thought they colored you purple... (I'm so going to die.)

Definitely there will be worship involved - you are right and "Brown" is a terrible nickname, plus I'd be loathe to give up the membership card. If Scott complains I will simply point out that two years ago he wouldn't have known the difference.

-J

p.s. We will be. Someone is coming back from Peru hurt, but I don't intend it to be us.