Email to Garrison
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xp_communicationTo: [Garrison]
From: [Marie-Ange]
Subject: Injured?
I have heard that you were hurt badly, at least that is what the conversation that I saw about buying you beer seemed to imply. Are you up for a visitor, or no?
From: [Marie-Ange]
Subject: Injured?
I have heard that you were hurt badly, at least that is what the conversation that I saw about buying you beer seemed to imply. Are you up for a visitor, or no?
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Date: 2011-03-07 10:16 pm (UTC)No, I would have remembered a blow job. This was a fellating. What would you bring up blow jobs? Why do they call it a job in the first place? It's not like on your resume you put down '2009 to 2011 - I had a blow job. I worked in the blow job industry.' It's a growth sector, eh. >>>unidentified noise<<<
O. K. Zed-yeeh-dee... co. Zed-yeeh-dee-co! If you bring me beads so I can make you topless on BookFace, I will learn how to play zed-yeeh-dee-co music on my guitar. It's on the guitar, right? It's not, like, music for the glockenspiel or something?
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Glockenspiel! That's just funny.
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Date: 2011-03-07 10:20 pm (UTC)From: [Marie-Ange]
You are going to look back at these emails in a few days and laugh.
You failed at saying zydeco. But since I feel sorry for you since you have been 'fellated' so horribly, perhaps I will visit once you are feeling a little less stoned. I think there are guitars involved, yes.
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Date: 2011-03-07 10:25 pm (UTC)That would be good. You can have some of my orange juice. As long as I can keep Nurse Ratched away from me until then.
She keeps threatening me with a sponge bath. >>>whisper<<< and it's a really tiny sponge!
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Date: 2011-03-07 10:28 pm (UTC)From: [Marie-Ange]
I do not want orange juice from a tube. I will bring you real orange juice from oranges, not from tubes.
Is she threatening to give you a sponge bath because you have not showered?
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Date: 2011-03-08 12:42 am (UTC)Tuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbbesssss!
No, I have not. I am dirty.
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Date: 2011-03-08 12:45 am (UTC)From: [Marie-Ange]
Have they given you more painkillers? Is that what is in your tubes?
Ask for a washcloth. I am not going to come by and give you a sponge bath, as exciting as that would be for both of us. You are far too injured and stoned.
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Date: 2011-03-08 12:51 am (UTC)I think it's orange juice. Marie-Ange, if I don't make it, I want you to have my orange juice.
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Date: 2011-03-08 12:53 am (UTC)From: [Marie-Ange]
I can tell you with a reasonable about of assurance that you are not going to die from having been fellated by Deathstrike. Who I refuse to dignify with a title, in part because I still have to speak to Betsy and she would find out and probably try to stab me with her brain.
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Date: 2011-03-08 12:55 am (UTC)I once had a magazine with Betsy in it, where she was wearing only this little purple nightee. It was a great magazine. But don't tell Mom. She got mad when Vikks ratted me out the last time.
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Date: 2011-03-08 12:56 am (UTC)From: [Marie-Ange]
Can I tell your father?
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Date: 2011-03-08 12:57 am (UTC)>>>whisper<<< I stole it from him!
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Date: 2011-03-08 12:58 am (UTC)From: [Marie-Ange]
Of course you did.